FULL OF VIRTUE

There was man who liked to appear to be
full of virtue. As the story goes, he once
said to Mark Twain, "Before I die, I'm going
to make a pilgrimage to the Holy Land.  I
shall climb to the top of Mount Sinai and
read the Ten Commandments aloud!"  To
which Twain reportedly replied, "I have a
better idea!  Why don't you stay right at
home and keep them?"

(DO YOU?)

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